So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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