So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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