This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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