We won't sleep together?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.