Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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