If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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