And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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