dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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