just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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I could fuck to npr.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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