The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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