Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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