it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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