do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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