Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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