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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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