i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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