I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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