he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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