so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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