bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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