Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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