Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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