Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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