Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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