I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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