this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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