Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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