12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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