i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Me too!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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