he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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