break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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