i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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