didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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