i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
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I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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