I think I just saw someone hide a body.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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