North Korea, Best Korea!
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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