So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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