would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The Olympian is in my bed
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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