I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Randomize