Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
She told me I should be a condom model.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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