i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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