i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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