New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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