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Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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