I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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