Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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