Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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