There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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