I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Randomize
