My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
they're like a gay fantastic four
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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