went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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