You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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