you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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