Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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