How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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