Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
We're like a lot better than the average bears
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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