it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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