i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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