it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
